italiyeah:

handpickedhappiness:

j0hn-egbutts:

ghostyterror:

goonsac:

if you’re terrified for the future of your country clap your hands

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*undying applause from the united states*

*added screaming from the UK*

*fireworks from australia*

*beer sipping noises from canada*

(via mrandmrsdursley)

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mahbuddymycroft:

fivetail:

dopernose:

Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.

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Look at this poor, impractical bastard. 

The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.

Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.

I can’t not reblog this

(via mrandmrsdursley)

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carpe-hana:

#this is it this is american television

(Source: heycinco, via digital-birthcontrol)

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17 hours ago

soofyawn:

god who fucking cares. who fucking cares. who fucking cares. everyone stop being offended and mad over the smallest shit ever. ask urself who the fuck fucking cares

(via nerv0uskids)

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Sylvia Plath (via soulsscrawl)

(Source: psych-facts, via miss-mayhem)

Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
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maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

(via deanpendragon)

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69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

69shadesofgray:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

wingsinthemorning:

College in two sentences or less.

I love how it’s not something like “wear something smart”. It’s just like “wear something”.

accurate

(Source: failnation, via kawaiijohn)

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yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

(Source: fuckyeahviralpics, via fuckthesenightmares)

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So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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(via unclefather)

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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(via sweeneyway)

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indigofactory:

tardis-mind-palace:

fyliloandstitch:

This scene cracks me up. Not just for the dialogue, but for the mini-heart attack Stitch seems to have when Lilo yells out. 

I love Stitch so goddamn much. He can lift things 300 times his own weight, but one seven year old girl yells out and he grabs his chest in fear 

Let us not forget this real ass response, to her stupid ass epiphany.

(Source: fefetasprite, via sweeneyway)

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