thequeenofshebasays:

ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

puns… Puns…

(via bebslist)

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marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(Source: jdandachi, via yournewworstnightmare)

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legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via coastwithme)

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andrewpauldost:

what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

(Source: grossr5, via frankierosayshomophobiaisgay)

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dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.

(via frankierosayshomophobiaisgay)

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decj97:

okaymad:

women are not powerful?  oh please i can get your dick up in just a minute in public and there’s nothing you can do bout it

This scares me because it’s true

(via strangelyhotdwarves)

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bewbin:

thugdating:

What do straight boys text each other about is what I wanna know

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(Source: illkim, via strangelyhotdwarves)

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